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What is a ghost's favorite article of clothing?

 

What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?

   
   

  Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

What do witches put on their hair?

   
   
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

   
   
What's the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car?

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

   
   
What does a vampire fear most?

Where does Dracula water ski?

   
   
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? 

   
   
What kind of ship does Dracula own?

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

   
   
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

When does a skeleton laugh? 

   
   
Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula?

  Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

   
   
What do you call two witches in the same room???

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
 

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